Minja

A sneaky ninja that comes only comes in xxxs, kinda like a Shetland pony - Small but it somehow still works !!

Rather than using samurai swords they tend to use smaller items like sporks...

You tend to only get bruised shins when facing a Minja
"I need someone to be killed but only a little killed, you need a Minja"
"What do midget strippers do for a day job?"
"Simone is a Minja"
by jamondontoast2 May 30, 2017
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Flumping

The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.
"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"
by jamondontoast2 October 05, 2017
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Pappoogiz

An angry small plate smasher who loves it better when he's eating fetta!!!
"Pa poo poo pa poo pa poo pa pa giz, say more and more, pa pa poo poo giz"

"Pa Pa pa pa pa, poo poo, poo giz. Pa pa pa pa poo poo giz"

"What you gonna do with all that pap, all that pap, that papoppgiz. I'm gonna get my pap, my pappoogiz!!!!"
by jamondontoast2 February 22, 2018
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