Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.
by chad June 2, 2004

how much a girl's ass jiggles when you slap it.
when it doesn't jiggle it can either be not sexy or sexy depending on the guy
when it does jiggle a little that is really sexy and alotta guys like it.
when it jiggles too much thats just......
when it doesn't jiggle it can either be not sexy or sexy depending on the guy
when it does jiggle a little that is really sexy and alotta guys like it.
when it jiggles too much thats just......
dude 1: oh dude i slapped my girl's ass and it didn't jiggle at all. she had a low jiggle factor.
dude 2:is that good or bad?
dude 1: i say its bad! i want that ass to jiggle.
dude2:
dude 2:is that good or bad?
dude 1: i say its bad! i want that ass to jiggle.
dude2:
by tmobileman March 13, 2011

Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.
The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.
There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.
Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.
It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.
There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.
Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.
It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.
by itsbusted September 14, 2014

Son: Good God, dad! Your new girlfriend looks like a monkey's ass!
Dad: Son, that's a definite lawl factor. Now go to your room.
Dad: Son, that's a definite lawl factor. Now go to your room.
by LawlFactorLOLOL October 27, 2010

The measure of attractiveness of a female. A negative number demotes the recoliation of the testicles into the body cavity.
by Matt, John, Andrew May 13, 2005

An unknown variable that is beyond one's ability to control. Unpredictable factor keeping someone from accomplishing his or her tasks or goals.
by Brushy Bill Roberts December 5, 2010

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.
b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
