Fucksock

Slang term for a wordcondom/word.

Fucksocks remove all sexual stimulation.

by Elliott Solomon September 23, 2003

Snotty Fuck Stick

A cum dripping cock.

Suck the end of my snotty fuck stick!

by Ikhabod Pain October 30, 2004

fuck stick

adjective; reference dean logic... one whom possesses the abnormal attributes of fucking up the wet dream....

what are u doing fuck stick, leave that sea donkey alone

by spank e monk e August 27, 2004

Fuckstickistan

A nation so stupid it doesn't even care how much it is lied to, so long as the lies are excuses to kill someone with desired resources instead of being about oral sex.

Mr. Bush, appointed president of Fuckstickistan, has given the public the lies it so desperately wanted to excuse an invasion of Iraq. W00t.

by LazyBlaze June 5, 2003

Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick

When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.

Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.

by BloodHound0107 January 10, 2010

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009

Fucksack

Another name for your scrotum, otherwise know as your nutsack.

"God, my fucksack is totally empty from last night's wank"

by Peckerama March 20, 2008