Forest Guy

Forest Guy is the most feared person in the world, it is said that he was born over a million years ago in a forest by an elephant who was raped by a T-Rex.

For millions of years Forest Guy survived by stealing and feeding on toddler flesh, which is succulent and tasty.

Currently Forest Guy resides in Georgia, hunting and killing all who crosses his path.

Also known as "Tyis Kaci".

Viktor is still gay... Forest Guy raped him.

by Gay Viktor December 10, 2011

Forest Gumped

From the movie Forrest Gump. Where Forest pretty much Stumbled his way into extraordinary events throughout history. Like meeting Elvis and John Lennon

"I hear Johnny made partner at the law firm"
"Yeah, he really Forest Gumped his say to the top"

by Josephus1975 October 20, 2016

Forest Fire

While masterbating without lotion, the heat from the friction causes the pubic hair to ignite.

Phil doesn't have to shave now because of the forest fire last night.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

forest bathing

A fancier term for skinny dipping

Every morning Steve goes down to the local lake for some forest bathing. He says it connects him to nature when really it is because he’s a prick.

by AghMcHaghYagh July 23, 2019

forest fire

when a ginger has been sitting out in the sun to long

Look at how red that ginger is he looks like a forest fire!

by reberisthecollestpresonever December 7, 2007

[forest fire]

a bushy cunt with crabs.

A woman you have to stay away from. She will give you a burning lip stick. And that is not fun. That is what will will happen is you touch a forest fire.

by Adam Mchimer February 17, 2008

Forest Bride

The term originated during WW2. If you were being hunted by your government or hunted during War Tine, your sexual partner would be considered your "Forest Bride".

Jew1: "Who you shaggin' bro?"

Jew2: "I got myself a Forest Bride, cause Hitler's chasing me"

by Bengimin February 6, 2012