failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011

FAINS MERGIKS

two cool dope fun hotter than cocaine sisters
luke hemmings wifes
but my mans i love youu creators
twitter stan language fluent
loves calum hood's big ass nose
or also known as
MEDA AND IVETA

*sees two girls swooning over calum hood's nose, filming some dumb ass series, jammin to 5sos, screaming please dont do cocaine cocaine ruin ur brain and talking about how luke hemmings is the best husband in the world*
OMGWTFBBQ BITH ITS SISTERS FAINS MERGIKS. I HATE THOSE TWO BITCHES MEDA AND IVETA

by westanacoolsisterwhoisoncrack November 20, 2018

faisy

Faisy…. Faisys are very very very crazy and love good food, but they are super awesome people

Wow, that Faisy family can make some good food!!

by Cwptapitnsalssicruawrnwrnwrn August 21, 2021

faidonas dad

A very rich man but also very generous, he gets all his money from petros georgiades and the amazing partys he makes renting his facilities. Faidonas and jimmys should be really gratefull because petros’ and manolos money is what keeps them living

ohh my god look its faidonas dad hide your wifes

by mr jimmys secret fan October 7, 2021

Faisal

He’s a good looking guy and he has this enormous head that is so attractive!!!

oh wow, faisal over there has a big ass head, it’s so hot

by Hannah10389 November 22, 2021

Slag Fais

Breakdown: Slag Fais

1. The cute and often provocative face that a 14~ year old girl puts on to attract members of the opposite sex.

2. The person with such a face, used as an insult in place of calling them a slag or jail bait.

1. "Don't pay attention to her slag fais!"

2. "That slag fais is nothing but trouble"

by crazfulla October 16, 2008