Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

Red Light Express

The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected

Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"

Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."

by Always L8 July 11, 2010

The Evil Empire

Walmart. The source of all evil

Friend 1: Dude! I need to go to Walmart.
Friend 2: Don't you mean the evil empire?

by JussSayin January 8, 2012

Estes Express lines

Company that cans folk for bs reasons.

Jim "joe you are fired for trying to park your in the lot"

Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."

Estes Express lines because we can fire you

by mopar December 1, 2009

Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.

KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."

by MadMorsel August 19, 2013

expiredgarlicbread

the best person in the world. A huge celebrity.

“ expiredgarlicbread is so great!”

by yourratcrush<3 June 7, 2021

expired__m1lk

Literally one of the sweetest, kindest, amazing, swagest ppl I’ve ever met 🤩 he deserves sm more then they have low key deserves the world if you ask me 🙄 honestly we shouldn’t even be allowed to breath their air.

Who should be the ruler of the world and why?

Deez nutz jk it should be expired__m1lk

Why?
Bc he’s cool.

by YouMomIsHotWhatHerNumber July 9, 2021