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English Grammar

<noun>

The correct spellings and grammar of English words may only be found in an English dictionary, from England.

If you were to consult an American version of the English dictionary, you would find many perversions of our language within.
Why do the Americans insist that their spellings are correct just because their country is bigger than England? We spoke it first, we spelt it first, we wrote the first dictionary, the language is called English, when did 'Americanism' first enter our language? Who was the first fool to miss off the U in 'colour,' the S in 'maths,' the I in 'Aluminium' and the UE in 'analogue?'

It's so unfortunate...
by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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english prep

An english prep is very different to an american 'prep'. In england the word 'prep' isn't used, there's no real catagory, but you can easily spot them.

Girls wear the likes of Pashminas&Scarfs, All saints belts, UGG boots, Benefit, too faced etc makeup. They shop at designer stores such as All saints, Harvey nichols, Harrods, Selfridges &co etc. They also go to non-designer stores such as TopShop, H&M, Zara, Miss Selfridges.

Guys wear white trainers, poped ralph lauren and lacoste polos, scarves, baggy expensive faded jeans, tanned, extreemly handsome hair, sometimes in mohikan thingies, or over face, or just wow.

They Attend private schools, have rich familys, flashy cars, and Dolly-bird mothers.
An English prep doesnt stick to one trend, it follows the latest fashions.
by Beckzx December 9, 2008
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English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.
Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)
by Nikoliah November 6, 2011
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english homework

oral sex between women a lot of times while the receiver is doing something unrelated
hey babe can i come over and eat you out while you do english homework
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English Chimney Sweep

when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.
" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"

"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
by SwagMedaFuckOut March 7, 2012
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English Lawnmower

The Art of spinning your dick around while smacking a girls face.
Damn i just got the worst english lawnmower ever
by Majestic J April 24, 2009
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english hook

When someone kicks a man in the balls, from behind.
Eric was being an asshole, so when he was walking away from me, I gave him an english hook.
by Bob Frankin July 15, 2006
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