Emergency Powers

Rest by sleeping

“Where’s Duterte?”
“Idk. Emergency Powers?”

by revolush March 29, 2020

Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

Emergent CEO

Chief Executive Officer of Shite

“Your acting like the Emergent CEO at the moment”

by Hettie123 September 25, 2020

Emergency Brake

When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.

"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!

by Denver Martini October 5, 2020

emergencyrationspaimon

no content but always comments the best stuff and loves her mutuals <3333

Person with no taste: i always see emergencyrationspaimon in comment sections, shes getting annoying at this point!! 🙄

Person with luxurious taste 👌👌: i die you now 👹👹

by chiken111111111111 March 9, 2021

emergenD

When life depends on D. When the only to stay alive is getting some D. Alternative meaning: when the meat poke through the zipper.

I hate Kyle but I needed the EmergenD to keep myself sane.

by McCrackin Phillip March 9, 2022

Emergency cock

Something you save for an emergency, like stashing chocolate in your desk for a major craving or keeping an umbrella in your car in case it rains.

I remember going on date during a hike and pulling out a thin tubular flashlight when my date asked me what it was for I mentioned it was my emergency cock.

by C12H22O11 June 22, 2022