Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."
by The Great Articulator April 11, 2016
-Hey, look how happy Steve looks? He just gave me the thumbs up!
-Well he was home alone... must be post ejaculation jubilation!
-Well he was home alone... must be post ejaculation jubilation!
by Wwwyzardd April 12, 2009
A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come
Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.
by Mark2010 May 22, 2010
Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.
by Donny Bizzle August 21, 2008
When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"
Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome
by Chris Chronic September 24, 2010
Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.
Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.
by dophie September 12, 2007