When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
Get the Premature Send-jaculation mug.Noun
1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence
2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence
2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Bob: My dog just took a shit :/ :( :) :P :)
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.
2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.
2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
by KajuNut January 11, 2016
Get the emojaculation mug.When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.
Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.
by sevsevs February 28, 2019
Get the earjaculation mug.Cindy: John, I ate at Pollo Campero 15 minutes ago and then I had sudden bowel evacuation.
John: Maybe it wasn't the food.
Cindy: It's happened the last two times I ate there.
John: Maybe it wasn't the food.
Cindy: It's happened the last two times I ate there.
by Dragon Pipes November 14, 2013
Get the bowel evacuation mug.When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"
Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
by Davis1326 July 15, 2017
Get the bobs evacuation mug.We came out here to experience the weather. We heard about the evaculation going on but we came out here to experience the weather.
by BernardBeerman September 18, 2017
Get the Evaculation mug.The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.
Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.
by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011
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