Edison High School

A public high school in Huntington Beach, CA that sucks ass. Somehow, even Huntington Beach High School is better.

Man: What school do you go to, kiddo?
Kid #2: Oh, I go to Edison High School! Go Chargers!
Man: EW

by emilime December 18, 2016

Thomas Edison

OK, everyone gives Thomas Edison crap for being credited with the invention of the lightbulb, even though he wasn't the first to come up with that idea, but I feel that that is undeserved because he has a further 1,092 patents under his name, including the video camera and the phonograph. So suck on that, haters.

Thomas Edison invented 1,093 things. How many have you invented?

by I am me. Who are you? September 16, 2012

Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo

ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012

Elson

A young boy that always go to the club with his brother and is either late to school or leaves early

Elson was late to mr.crocks class

by Ism Isis June 4, 2018

dwight d eisenhower

A building in laurel Maryland that people consider a middle school but is a whole joke

Don't go to Dwight D Eisenhower MS because it is in #708 so it sweet

by 707 OG March 25, 2017

edison

this fucking kid with so many fucking mental disorders like holy shit how is he alive

omg ur autistic how tf are u still alive ok bye go die ur such an edison

by daryl says ur pp smol March 4, 2019

Edison Chen

A hong-kong Canadian actor/ singer who had his sex photos leaked onto the internet by his computer technician who copied his entire hardrive and restored his deleted pictures (from 4 years before the pictures were leaked) when Edison brought his laptop to get fixed. Something also, some people need to give him a break, it's the 21st century, people shouldn't get punished because they like to have sex and someone who the women need to forgive because it wasn't his fault. How is he a coward for not apologizing, it wasn't his fault. However, he is now returning back into the industry after his "indefinite" leave with his new album, confusion

Edison Chen is the largest photo sex scandal in Asia

by Edisonyayy February 20, 2011