ego boost

something you deserve to have

damn i need an ego boost, i should go talk to my friends

ego boost by Sossololpipi February 18, 2022

Ego bubble 

A bubble that bubbly people live in.

"These smart, amazing women, the minute a guy comes around, their voice changes, their energy shifts, and I'm like, What the fuck happened?" - Alia Shawcat

Some guys made mice out of them it sounds like is what happened. Some guys bursted their ego bubble.

Ego bubble by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Ego Tickle

The feeling a student gets when they raise their hand to speak in a class, and the teacher sees them but purposely ignores them. This feeling is generally extremely bad for students confidence in class.

Student 1: did you see how Mr Bleh Bleh was completely ignoring me in math class?
Student 2: chyea man, you must have had a massive ego tickle.

Ego Tickle by 800 g September 9, 2009

Ego diligo vos 

I love you in latin

Some people think that latin is powerful and it is quite the way to impress a lady

Person 1: ego diligo vos
Person 2: What does that mean
Person 1:I love you in latin
Person 2: You speak latin?
person 1: Yes in fact i do
person 2: Thats so cool! and diligo vos too

Ego diligo vos by Fjeld May 2, 2010

Ego Bite 

A form of pain upon a girl, caused by a guy who has a low pain tolerance. Therefore, in order to feel manlier, enforces pain causing a slight ego boost.

Boy: "I have a hangnail and it hurts a LOT."
Girl: "Stop whining you big baby."
Boy "NomNomNom"
Girl: "OWWWW that f***ing hurt!"
Boy: "What? All I did was ego bite you!"

Ego Bite by miss_rae May 4, 2010

Ego nut 

When your ego is stroked so heavily that you nut (ejaculate) in a literal or metaphorical manner.

"Man, my professor told me how good the writing in my paper was, that I had a massive ego nut!"

Ego nut by Cyram November 18, 2016

ego penis 

people who use the internet IE: myspace, facebook , online video games etc. to make themselves feel better about themselves, causing them to stroke their ego penis

Matt got a new comment on myspace today saying how hott he is therefor causing his ego penis (ep) to grow.

ego penis by lovesit6914 October 4, 2008