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breakfast eater

A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.
1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
by earlsgarage March 14, 2009
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bat eater

bat eater is a derogatory but endearing term used toward Chinese people, specifically from the Wuhan Province, even more specifically, those who fucked everyone over
Those dumb bat eaters got me fired from my job!
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peter-eater

She's one of the best peter-eaters in town!
by necrotism May 26, 2006
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peter eater

by bill norris December 10, 2003
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Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".
"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"
by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010
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awkward eater

When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.
by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010
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Cricket eater

Some people are just fine being cricket eaters their whole lives
by Mxprd April 22, 2018
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