penial disfunction

Something that your gran pa has

Hey gramma are you stuffing the marsh mellows into the piggy bank?
Yeah but I call it penial disfunction

by MrNobody:P May 6, 2017

[directile disfunction]

one who has a great deal of trouble of with directions.

isabella: "where's the bubble tea place?"
lily: "2 blocks to the left, then 1 block up, and then 6 blocks east"
priscilla: "fool, it's right across the street!"
isabella: "dannng girl you got yo self a bad case of directile disfunction"

by lilllllly December 16, 2008

Dysfunctional Jerry

Absolute and utter retardedness, flowing immensily from thine vains, progressing to insanity. Beyond retardation.

If dysfunctional Jerry would just sit down, i could watch this fucking powder puff football game at Byers Field.

by Christopher Dunigan/Kelli Shetler November 11, 2004

defunction

Not able to funk...Lack of letting the vibes flow....

Lucy was defunction(ing) herself at the Rave/Techno dance party!

by Seth Wolf July 16, 2005

Dysfunctional

Diana Jennings 🤮

1) Your family is like Diana Jennings! What does that that mean? Dysfunctional duh!

2) why would you leave a man for a low life biker you must be Diana Jennings

by Factual-information June 7, 2018

Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars

mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"

by sLuGo September 30, 2005

dysfunctionoid

A person rendered dysfunctional by his/her dependency and or addition to their smart phone

Three dysfunctionoids were killed today in separate traffic incidents. All three were said to be texting while walking...

by DissimilarJ December 7, 2017