Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"

by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Admitting Dying Alone

When a person publicly belching (or fart) and says nothing. That person has decided they are going to die alone. They never apologize for the simplest of common manners.

Belching and saying nothing. It is an accepted tacitly that you are admitting dying alone.

by Moustache Squeege August 1, 2022

a girl is dying

She’s in pain, maybe on her period

My girl is on her period, she said she was dying and I asked what it meant and she said she’s on her period and if a girl is dying she may be on it

by Zzob182$:$2 October 18, 2019

Dyed Effect

Girls with colored (dyed) hair, are 45% hotter, than girls with natural colored hair.

“Oh wow, Betty had brown hair last week. But this week she changed her hair color and is a lot hotter. She must know about the dyed effect

by Crontch_legend October 19, 2020

Spend Time With the Dying Dog

People will say that they can't spend time with somebody because they are about to leave so what's the point, but the counter argument is imagine you had a dying dog. Would you leave it all alone or would you spend as much time as you could with it.

Hey man just because she's leaving doesn't mean you shouldn't see her. Spend time with the dying dog bro.

by Caders21 March 23, 2022

dying

(present participle) die.

"Dying is not the best option."

by hydorus shui October 1, 2023

Dying

It is only true when a middle school student says there dying or when someone is in the hospital.

"she hasn't been here in 5 days"
"Bro, I don't know how to say this"
"tell me, I can handle it"
"She's probably dying"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

by Jthebest February 26, 2022