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Duke-a-sexual

People through their awful personalities or homeliness who make a conscious decision to become bisexual, thereby doubling potential sexual partners yet still remain unfuckable to everyone.
Despite his fame and fortune JJ Redick is one lonely
duke-a-sexual.
by SousedBergin December 24, 2007
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duke dog

Duke Dog is the best mascot in the world. Duke Dog holds it down for James Madison University and is not afraid to beat up other mascots, like the pathetic bird from Coastal Carolina. Duke Dog can be seen at any major sporting event at JMU or at a party getting wasted. And by the way, screw you Capital One. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke Dog!
Did you see Duke Dog get escorted out of the game by a cop, twice?
by go bat 17 October 28, 2007
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Duke Nukem

If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem
by sizzeth June 11, 2006
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duke lacrosse

To accuse customers of rape whilst simultaneously holding at least five other "flavors" of DNA inside oneself, leftover from previous naked performance(s).
The nappy-headed ho that duke lacrossed 'em didn't play no basketball, but she sure did dribble. Good ball handler, too, they say.
by Dick TrampStampski May 2, 2007
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duke nukem

The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

-duke nukem
by buttcheeks mcgee December 28, 2005
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Duke Depps Chair

A chair that always gets railed every single time the song “ I see Red” gets played in a Dukemoose livestream.
OMG DID YOU SEE DUKE DEPPS CHAIR 🪑
by Idkmyname____ March 19, 2021
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Duke sauna

The act of running hot water in the shower while simultaneously defecating on the toilet. The purpose is to effervescently fill the bathroom with hot turd steam. May be used as a prank or to take a poo in stealth mode.
"Man, my girl Mary Beth was pissing me off so bad the other day so I gave her a duke sauna while she was in the shower."
by Radnel October 8, 2014
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