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lacrossed 

being over whelmed by lacrosse, happens in intense games or once you learn, ultimatly used by a laxer if you get lacrossed you get the adrenline or you get the drive to go train (unlike baseball fags you only have to run 90 feet ever couple minutes, slap eachothers asses, make fun of lacrosse players and ummmm oh yeah suck dick)
man i am so lacrossed AHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I EVER PLAY BASEBALL NOW TOM WONT STOP CALLING ME AND SENDING ME GAY PORN.... man i gotta get off that baseball email list.
lacrossed by stuckinohio August 19, 2006
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duke lacrossed 

When a group of young, hormonal men, engage in sex with a certain lady friend once a time. Sometimes the certain lady can be getting it "doggy style" while performing oral sex on another male.
"Hey Nick, see that girl over there in the brown pants?" - Friend 1
"Yeah" - Friend 2
"Well she got duke lacrossed" Friend 1
"Interesting" Friend 2
duke lacrossed by the puffer guy February 3, 2012

lacrossetitute 

1.Hot female girls who will do any thing to get with a lacrosse player.
Those Lacrossetitutes are gonna be all over me after the game

Score the goal, win the game, get the Lacrossetitute.
lacrossetitute by 1Paralyzed6 September 4, 2007

box lacrosse

Box lacrosse is like field lacrosse, but played inside a hockey rink. The nets are smaller (4 feet by 4 feet) and the goalies take up most of the net with their gear, so scoring takes a lot of skill. Box lacrosse is most popular in Canada with Nationals being held from peewee-junior. All must be a standard length depending on your are division. Box lacrosse differs from field lacrosse not only because it is played in a hockey rink (with no ice) but because there are less people on the floor (5 runners, 1 goalie) and it is faster paced, more hitting and players can move anywhere they wish on the floor.
Becca: I love playing box lacrosse!

Jane: What's that?

Becca: it's like field lacrosse but girls get to hits!
Jane: I'm definitely playing that now.
box lacrosse by Karma Bitch May 15, 2014

lacrosse goalie 

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.
1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.
lacrosse goalie by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

Lacrosse Smell 

Lacrosse Smell is a smell that is earned from playing lacrosse. It is a mix of melted old spice antiperspirant, sweat, blood, mildew, dirt, and piss. It is usually not recognized by someone who plays lacrosse because they are used to it. You can avoid the smell by cleaning yourself and your pads. If you are curious what it smells like go to a boys lacrosse game and hug the players you will understand.
Lacrosse player after game:hi *person 1
Person 1: wassup //leans in for hug
Person 1: wtf is that smell

Lacrosse player: what smell
Person 1: what do you fuckin mean what smell.
Lacrosse player: ohhhhh lacrosse smell
Lacrosse Smell by Treekiller321 September 8, 2019

Lacrosse Goalie 

The most badass position in any sport ever. Goalies in lax regularly have to stop shots travelling in excess of 80mph. The best shooters today can hit the 90's or 100mph, so goalies must have incredible reflexes. They are also wicked badass because they get hit with these shots with almost no padding yet they dont appear to be in any pain at all. Goalies are essential to their teams success. Other lax bros are jealous of us goalies because we have so much skill.
I am a lacrosse goalie. I am a badass and I get laid every night.
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