fumb ducker

Dumb Fucker, switch the first word of each and you get Fumb Ducker. It's at least 75% more comical than calling someone a dumb fucker. You might get some wierd looks though, but only by people who are too dumb to know what you are saying.

Did you just tell Mr. Olympia that he looked queer? You fumb ducker.

by Joe W. Thomas October 23, 2006

Rubber Ducky

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.

While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.

by Drusalt1 April 3, 2009

Duckets

"Duckets" is the way people who are illiterate spell ducats. These people are so stupid they think that the phrase comes from rappers or Shakespear when in fact it was an ACTUAL type of currency. The ducat is a gold coin that was used as a trade currency throughout Europe before World War I. Its weight is 3.4909 grams of .986 gold, which is 0.1107 troy ounce, AGW, actual gold weight.
Freekin R-Tards.

Most idiots on Urban Dictionary think that duckets is slang for money when in fact it ducats ARE money.

by zentide April 2, 2009

dickeyes

Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.

Fuck off dickeyes
Nick is a dickeyes

by MarkJC December 10, 2008

Ducked up

When a guy places a rubber duck deep into his anus.

Aww man Tony was so faded last night that he ducked up so hard.

by Therealg July 17, 2014

rubber ducky

A male that masturbates using a fake silicon pussy.

Jennifer: Norm's cute.

Camille: Don't you know he's a rubber ducky? Terry caught him last week with his shaft to the hilt inside a super head honcho fake pussy.

by Camille Tightbody November 3, 2011

rubber ducked

fucked. severely. see also fubar

I wrote my car off, i hit another car and totally rubber ducked it!

by James Farley November 11, 2007