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Florida Driver

The worst driver in America. A person who passed their driving permit test online while googling the answers. People that may or may not use a turn signal to change lanes. A 16 year old who gets 350Z convertible and crashes within a week because they did not know they could not turn left at a red.
Florida Driver's are so bad at driving, for example they don't know how to merge they put there foot on the gas and pray they wont hit someone no turn signal or anything.
by smiley giggles September 24, 2009
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ronnie the limo driver

Angry old jewgene leprechaun on the Howard Stern show that started as a limo driver for Howard and somehow fell upward to being on air talent. When he talks you don't care about anything he has to say, when he is finished talking you just want your time back. Lacks all emotions except for anger.
by BillR9 June 13, 2008
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Taxi Driver

The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004
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diversity

The word "diversity” is often a subtle, insidious and racist term used to mask a condescending, self-serving ego trip amongst white people. When a white person says, “I want to move to a neighborhood where there is more diversity” or “I don’t like living in the suburbs. It’s not diverse enough,” one must examine the motivations behind those statements. When considering a place to live one must take numerous factors into account – safety, school quality, home values or rental prices, availability of services, parking, commuting distances, noise levels, etc. If you find a place that meets the above criteria and that neighborhood happens to be diverse – then so be it. NOT moving into that neighborhood because it contains people of differing races and creeds would be racist and intolerant. But making diversity the primary reason for moving into a neighborhood is a racist conceit. In this case the desire for “diversity” is an ego trip for said white person because their conscious or unconscious motivation is “Look at me! I’m so evolved and cool I can live with people of different races and cultures.” This attitude causes the gentrification of ethnic neighborhoods where poorer “diverse” people are forced out because they can no longer afford living there. If white people were to put their money where their mouths were they’d be moving into the Bronx in droves. But they’re not. They might be able to embrace racial differences – just not economic ones.
“I have to move to Brooklyn! They have cool coffee shops and the area is so full of diversity!”

Translation: "I have to move to Brooklyn. It’s full of gays and little brown people! I’ll look so cool!
by CynicalSuburbanite October 21, 2010
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California Driver

The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.

Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.
Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!
by Good driver June 29, 2009
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california driver

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.
by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004
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Audi driver

The Alpha Idiot personified. A materialistic, simple-minded buffoon who assumes the world bends to his/ her very presence, especially when tailgating on high speed motorways, crossing red lights too late, never letting people cross at pelican crossings, assuming the speed limits is always at least 20% more when he/she assumes the driver's position in their car.

Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.

If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
by Audi the driver May 8, 2014
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