When a person orgasms in their sleep. Known medically as Nocturnal Emission or Vaginal Lubrication, this is caused when a person has a dream that turns them on, causing sexual arousal. It most commonly effects people age 11-24. When people wake up, they often have a great shock as to what happened. Most people grow out of them by age 26. However, not everyone is effected by them. One common myth is that it effects only boys. However, girls can have them too, though its different.
Mario: OMG, Jake, I had a Wet Dream last night!
Jake: Uhh, Mario, what?
Mario: I had a dream that I was being given a blowjob by the hottest girl in school. Then, I climaxed in the dream, and shot cum into her mouth in the dream, and that's the last of the dream, before I woke up. When I did, I felt a warm, wet sensation. I turned the light on, and saw my pants were wet. I felt it, and it was semen. Somehow, I orgasmed while I slept. As uncomfortable as it was, I had to wait to deal with it until morning.
Jake: OMG, You dreamed of being blown by a hot girl?! You have such a dirty mind!
Jake: Uhh, Mario, what?
Mario: I had a dream that I was being given a blowjob by the hottest girl in school. Then, I climaxed in the dream, and shot cum into her mouth in the dream, and that's the last of the dream, before I woke up. When I did, I felt a warm, wet sensation. I turned the light on, and saw my pants were wet. I felt it, and it was semen. Somehow, I orgasmed while I slept. As uncomfortable as it was, I had to wait to deal with it until morning.
Jake: OMG, You dreamed of being blown by a hot girl?! You have such a dirty mind!
by brianbuddy2 ACP December 26, 2018
1. The occasion of having a nightmare and waking up from it, only to soon discover that you didn't really wake up at all. And repeat.
Best if each pseudo-waking involves conversing with someone sleeping beside you.
2. (in cinema) When a film has an eerie moment involving a nightmare which a character is unable to wake up from. The character will continuously wake up each time by gasping and sitting up in bed. Usually a cheap attempt at something psychological or "artistic", with vague dialogue from the character/s feigning profoundness.
Also usually followed up by an interesting experiment with camera techniques, and some vague imagery hinting at existentialism. Always done with suspenseful music.
Both above definitions drawn from the Kids In The Hall sketch, the Pear Dream.
Best if each pseudo-waking involves conversing with someone sleeping beside you.
2. (in cinema) When a film has an eerie moment involving a nightmare which a character is unable to wake up from. The character will continuously wake up each time by gasping and sitting up in bed. Usually a cheap attempt at something psychological or "artistic", with vague dialogue from the character/s feigning profoundness.
Also usually followed up by an interesting experiment with camera techniques, and some vague imagery hinting at existentialism. Always done with suspenseful music.
Both above definitions drawn from the Kids In The Hall sketch, the Pear Dream.
1. Last night I had a terrible pear dream about clowns. For a moment there I thought I had slept with a man named Bobo.
2. A: What's wrong?
B: I had the pear dream again.
A: Was I there?
B: Yes. I think I'm insane.
A: I know you are.
2. A: What's wrong?
B: I had the pear dream again.
A: Was I there?
B: Yes. I think I'm insane.
A: I know you are.
by Bruno Puntz-Jones July 19, 2010
The best band ever. There music is awesome. Every metal fan should like these guys
Album list:
Dragon Slayer
Evilized
The Book Of Heavy Metal
United (To be released in October 2006)
Album list:
Dragon Slayer
Evilized
The Book Of Heavy Metal
United (To be released in October 2006)
by Trigun8747 September 20, 2006
by Dimsdale April 11, 2007
A lucid dream is an extremely vivid dream. in a lucid dream you are aware that you are dreaming. you can train yourself to do reality checks throughout the day so it gets cemented into your subconscious. this way you will do reality checks in your dream to see if you are actually dreaming. this is a way to become lucid. common reality checks include holding your nose shut and looking at a digital clock. this is because in your dreams you can still breath if you hold your nose shut, and numbers are disordered commonly. once you are lucid you have the power to do whatever you want. fly, make things appear, make things disappear, or change locations...the list is endless.
Guy: heyyyy girl i had a fun type in your bed last night
Girl: EXCUSE ME!!
Guy: What! you liked it in my lucid dream!
Girl: EXCUSE ME!!
Guy: What! you liked it in my lucid dream!
by D towns best April 06, 2008
by BigGaeNate124 August 27, 2019
A bunch of soyboys that simp over dream no matter what, whether it’s getting accounts on twitter suspended for going against dream or dream stans even in the slightest or disagreeing with something about dream or basically harassing people like a crowd of BTS fan girls.
by Cam3ron February 19, 2021