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Class A Douchebag

Oh man, did you see the way Mike punched his mom in the face? That's a Class A Douchebag right there!

Rob, stop being a Class A Douchebag and pay your dad back the 20 bucks you stole!
by Tistheboss August 25, 2012
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king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.
by queenb254 May 14, 2015
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Douchbag humor

People who who act like annoying twat. By saying Word over and over Again or make annoying noise as humor

Not be confused With douchebag humor
This douchbag humor need to stop, i hate this guy who Said this Word over and over Again or make this noise
by Snotcore February 16, 2023
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turbo douchebag

1. An extreme bag of douche; one who is characterized as even less desirable than a standard douchebag

2. An undesirable person who is also classifiable as a retard, i.e, a retarded douche bag
I hate that guy so much. He is a full-fledged turbo douchebag.
by A. "Flopsy" Paris March 24, 2004
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Coffee douchebag

Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.
After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008
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Douchebag Asscrack

A person (male) that is notorious for constantly leaving one girl and moving on to the next. A douchebag Asscrack is commonly will have lighter colored hair- maybe red or blonde.
He likes to spend a lot of time with bros whether it be at school or on a sports team like baseball or basketball. DBACs just dont spend enough time with girls to be able to understand them.

A douchebag asscrack is very full of himself and willing to take advantage of others, so a dbac will commonly be tall, thick, or both.

Avoid douchebag asscracks, for the douchebaggery asscrackery will catch up with you in a hurry. If a douchebag asscrack ever tells you he loves you, in a way that you might say it if someone offered you narcotics, JUST SAY NO!
DBAC- Hey guurrll i loove you soo much! we will be married some day!

Girl- :)

DBAC-Just kidding that girl over there is hotter

Girl- WTF

DBAC- Its not your fault im a douchebag asscrack! its just too much fun to quit!
by Homediggity playa June 23, 2011
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Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD)

The natural inclination of certain members of the female gender to have sex with terrible dudes.
Although there are a lot of hot birds in this bar, the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) is through the roof. We need to skate out of here immediately.
by The Real Matty Dubs September 29, 2008
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