doodoo swirl

Doodoo swirl is doodoo in a swirl. AKA: Dick but doodoo swirl,

Wow her hair looks like a doodoo swirl.

by Bisexual gay freak January 30, 2017

doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

its just doodoo

Term used by Bizarre semi retarted Gospel Artist ERB whenever she is confronted about eating her own fecal matter.

Amy: Gross!!! ERB? Are you eating doodoo??
*ERB taking a bite of a sandwich that consists of two loaves of white bread and doodoo*
ERB *in a nasally semi retarded voice* : “ITS JUST DOODOO!”

by Erb CandyCorn December 10, 2020

DOODOO STAIN!

When you fart but you leave a doodoo stain in your undies and where u sat.

Omg did used that DOODOO STAIN! on calebs chair?

by Babalishka February 12, 2021

Resi-DooDoo

The remnants from a poorly executed wipe job.

My ass it itches, I think I have some resi-doodoo

by Bwekfist March 25, 2023

Poopy Doodoo Head

What you call someone with a big head

Me: You have a poopy doodoo head

by Hi I’m Stevie November 18, 2023

Doodoo Steppin

When you step in dog poo.

Damn bro, take care of your lawn. I'm Doodoo steppin

by WalterKronKaight October 31, 2010