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Bank Doctorine

The Bank Doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost.
Under the Bank Doctorine politically connected financial institutions are too big to fail, and too big to be punished. This is especially true during election years when politicians need to attract large donors with reliable sources of income.
It is facilitated in part by financial interests that rotate in and out of regulatory and governing bodies.
The Bank Doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution. This way the banks have an incentive to give the public the worst deal possible.
by mlhiss March 22, 2012
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Butt doctor

a proctologist,a doctor who specialises in intestines and anuses
"i need to go to the proctologist,i might have colon cancer,i sure hope that butt doctor is gentle"
by misko September 3, 2007
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Doctor Wu

From a Steely Dan song. A euphamism for heroin.
by Turd Q. Jackson January 30, 2005
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dictorany

Word made up by Devin that proably has to do with something dirty. Also could be a misspelling of dictionary, or about the tyranny of d**ks. Hard to say, but in this case I'm sure it's urban. (:
Devin: "Lol got to love urban dictorany. Looked up my name. Made me laugh so much"
by Row-Z July 8, 2011
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Cock Doctor

A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.
A guy winking at his own reflection....COCK DOCTOR!
by Mishka81 February 5, 2010
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Lid Doctor

Usually referring to a hair dresser and more commonly one who fixes shlids
Wow Donald your shlid is out of control you could do with an appointment at the Lid Doctors
by Skite Train May 9, 2011
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Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor
by Skids McGee September 28, 2008
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