dickeedoo

When your belly comes out further than your dick does

"Hey Phil Major, that's a nice dickeedoo your sporting."

by hunglong March 4, 2009

Dickensed

The destruction of all that was once fun following the introduction of "Charles Dickens" to a household.

They had an amazing social life, but then her girlfriend got 'Dickensed' at university and things were never quite the same. Now she drinks wine on a week night and contemplates employing subterfuge and the cover of darkness to procure more of said wine.

by Boredgirlfriendofunistudent#87 April 13, 2010

Dickend

When a person is angry or annoyed, it can be said that they are on their dickend. After calming down, their dickend is then referred to as flaccid.

Tom, get off your dickend

by lucy13291 September 8, 2010

Dickerish

A term to describe the gibberish or non-sensical musings of complete assholes.

I can't take Monday off "because it's a Monday"? What a bunch of dickerish!

by JSkeith July 5, 2012

Dickel tickle

This is the term used for a rash of bad decisions made after becoming very intoxicated from drinking George Dickel (a sour mash whiskey).

Can furthermore be used to describe a sensation in the penis during sex, where the male has a stone cold hard on and can't get off due to the dampening of sensation.

Man, I passed a trooper doing 120 on my Harley while on the way to bang someone's ol lady. No doubt that the Dickel tickle had a grasp on me..

When cheating on my girlfriend, no matter how hard I fucked, I couldn't get off. I had the Dickel tickle in my pickle.

by D Rake November 16, 2013

Dickelish

The desire and or the ability to be tickled by dicks.

Kevin claimed he was straight. But we suspected him of being extremely dickelish.

by RoDizzleYerNizzle September 13, 2014

Dicken Pox

Red dots that appear above the penis after being shaved and cared for improperly.

"Yo I forgot to run my dick and surrouding under cold water and moisturize after! Now I have the Dicken Pox!!!"

by Koan January 26, 2015