Discala's House

Discala's House orgins in the deep roots of the Cheese Spring area of New Canaan, Connecticut. Known in the past for having insane parties, Discala's house has turned into the Sausage Fest headquarters of lovely New Canaan. At least once every weekend Discala's house has 5 guys drinking in his upstairs attic while looking for either

1. A ride to a sick party(never happens)
2. Some Hot Girls to come over and chill(also rarely happens)

"Yo man what are you doing this weekend"

"I think im gonna hit up Discalas man I heard theres a sick party of there"

"Dude Discala's House is just gonna be 5 dudes chugging some 14 dollar 30-rack looking for girls but it will just end up a sausage fest"

"I know but what else am I gonna do"

by New Canaans Favorite Farm Animal April 2, 2005

Disasterbation

To gorge on the massive amounts of fear-mongering news media that reports on nothing more than tragic and violent events across the country and the world.

The disasterbation in this country was waning after the shooting in Arizona until the earthquake/tsunami hit Japan.

by Sudds McDuff April 13, 2011

Disastros

The hopeless MLB team from Houston that plays in an oversized convention center with grass and continuously loses to the dominant MLB team from Pittsburgh in excruciating fashion.

Lidge blowing that save is just another reason I'm not going to any more Disastros games.

by Stanley Picachowski April 30, 2008

Disastrophe

A combination of disaster and catastrophe taking place, usually in the workplace and sometimes involving doughnuts

Guy: I can't believe he ratted us out to the client for blowing off the meeting to go for doughnuts...

Girl: What a disastrophe!!

by AndyHay. March 10, 2010

Disasterbate

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.

"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."

by djwendo March 21, 2010

Discardachter

A random character or set of characters in a Text message or Email that is know to not have anything to do with the message and is usually discarded or omitted.

Joe: Did you get the text from Tom?
Steve: Yeah, but what were those letters at the end about?
Joe: IDK, I think it was just a Discardachter.
Steve: Oh ok, Tom does have an lg shine.

by H3boy April 30, 2010

disasco

disasco - noun - (dih-zas-koh):

1.) A disaster immediately followed by a fiasco, especially if the fiasco is directly related to an attempt to recover from the disaster.

Boy, that Gulf oil spill sure is a disasco.

by bm121 July 6, 2010