Disastrophuck

(n.) A situation that is so messed up and confusing that it feels like a disaster, a catastrophe and a clusterfuck all rolled into one.

When Marcie started handing out jello shots, the night officially turned into a complete disastrophuck.

by The Jorge December 19, 2012

Disastrophe

Both a disaster and a catastrophe.

Milt's attempt to start a Strip club using only dancers over the age of 60 was a Disastrophe!

by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014

Raw dog disaster

The act of raw doggin many women willingly and results in a child or many children.

Levi is at it again, fucked his chick and made another raw dog disaster.

by Kjmuffslut April 3, 2015

disasterbate

To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.

He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.

My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.

by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006

disasterbate

being caught in the act of masterbation.

I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.

by Vivenz November 26, 2003

Detroit Disaster

When you have sex with your woman and she is on her period. You get blood all over your dick and then wipe your dick all over her face.

Me:I gave her the Detroit Disaster last night.
Tony:eww dude! thats nasty.

by Buk Lau March 14, 2009

Dixie Disaster

Property of Daniel Knight.

Daniel Knight pwnz Dixie Disaster.

by Danielknight January 29, 2009