Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo May 4, 2018

King Dill

He once was known as pickle, but then he became ROYALTY!

also - the biggest picklein the jar

Hey, King Dill, wanna go get high?

by poopy poopy poo poo pants September 12, 2006

Dill Dough

Stale bread dipped in pickle juice used as a dildo

Cindy took the whole dill dough baguette up her ass, Epic!

by TJmaxal January 12, 2024

Dill Trigger

Clitoris, the bean

When I licked the dill trigger last night, she squirted all in my face.

King Jay killed my dill trigger last night!

by KingJay81 June 3, 2022

dill lobe

1)a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things all the time.

2)the floppy bit of a penis

Mate you are an absolute dill lobe

by Granny butt plugs January 12, 2018

dill

A dill is not what you think it is. A dill is not a dill pickle, it’s what grandmas use to say when they don’t know the name of something, or what people use to make fun of their southern grandmas because the word is funny.

shut them curtain dills for me will you?

by bendrownedishot May 14, 2022

da' dills

When coming across a dime who you most definitely impregnate.

HIM - "YO BRO, YOU SEEN THAT BLONDE CASHIER AT PETCO.?" ME - "DA' DILLS!" HIM - "DA DILLLLS"

by Cook13Man October 30, 2021