sir dicksalot

simply referring to robert's cat

Did you get the cat food so we can feed sir dicksalot?

by davis downey jr. III August 1, 2009

dickscum

the fungus that appears around the japs eye of the penis if left unused for too long

i had too go to the doctors to get my dickscum removed

by cheese lover May 13, 2005

Dicktaco

A more creative way to call someone an asshole, P.O.S, or any other insult you can come up with

Dude, im not sure why you are being a dicktaco, but im going to junk punch you if you don't stop.

by Anabela Fenwitch April 7, 2010

french dicksucker

Someone who is in love with France always wants to talk the about thegreatness of France.

Kai Freund, is the ultimate french dicksucker. He is always up France's ass. Yeah, fuck France!

by guido 20 March 22, 2010

Mussolini Dickface

Quite the contrary.. I devised the phrase you bastard...a friend of mine and I were walking home from school when a beagle decided to follow us home. We went into a grocery store and came out minutes later to find the dog still waiting. Despite multiple attempts at trying to urinate the dog failed. My friend had been obsessing over the word/name "Mussolini" and I called the dog a "Dickface" for not being able to pee. The dog was then dubbed "Mussolini Dickface"

That goddamn rat bastard constipated dog is a "Mussolini Dickface"

by Kanibus March 2, 2004

dickface

a mean jerk guy that thinks with his dick

Julian Guiao
that dickface is verry ugly
:D

by Jessi*Fabulous November 25, 2007

dicksand

It's when you start developing a crush on a guy but you aren't looking for a relationship and you can't get out. It's like quicksand but with dicks.

Hey vanessa, I think I've fallen into (insert name)'s dicksand.

by makushiin August 5, 2016