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thong dialogue

A conversation where one person's side of the discussion is flawed and, therefore, leaves their ass uncovered, just as thong underwear leaves a human ass uncovered.
Matt: "Overall, I would say that Sarah Palin is a very intelligent woman."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."
by MCBassGuitar January 29, 2015
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unicorn dildo

mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean

ye mate gimme some of that
by david's wood December 22, 2017
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Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.
Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!
by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019
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Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.
"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."
by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020
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Uncle Dildo

A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.
Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.
by Dildo junior January 27, 2022
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2 sided Dildo

A dildo that the top side is a wiener and the bottom is also a wiener attached together.
This 2 sided dildo is amazing for doggy style.
by koolroy98 March 11, 2012
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Hunter's dildo

a magical purple object found in the slums of the lgbt community
Wow Susan, you're looking really happy today! Did you use Hunter's dildo?
by simpalimp September 3, 2018
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