Tetritial dexterity

The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.

1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."

2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."

by K.S.L. August 5, 2013

A Tony Dexter

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats

Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.

by Diogeknees November 26, 2020

Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.

by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

dexter style

When you lay down a bunch of plastic sheeting and fuck a girl while she’s on her period and then throw the sheeting into the ocean.

It’s that time of the month for my girl and I didn’t want to fuck my couch up so we did it dexter style.

by OnionAnus October 6, 2019

Dexter

Dexter is always high he makes music his nickname is renji hes probably gay but that’s ok hes a bitch most of the time and hes white

Dexter - hi bitch
Aubrey - what did I do

Dexter - exist

by Bye deansdickhair June 10, 2022

Dexter

This person needs to get a life. All they do is insult people online even though they are the most shy person in real life. Overall, they will always be there for you if you need help and can actually be kind and caring when needed.

Person 1: " Omg, I need to get myself a Dexter!!"

Person 2: "Me too!!!"

by Rainthehottestaliveomg September 5, 2022

Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.

Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020