drain a vein

When you go to "take a leak."

Man...I drank so much beer that if I don't drain a vein now I'll explode.

by earlofduke February 4, 2010

derpincompoop

Something a girl named Olivia says to act tough, however jeopardizing her credibility in the process.

Hero: "Wanna fight?"
Peasant: "Derpincompoop"

by LarryNoodle March 5, 2014

drain abortion

to use a wire hanger to clear a clogged drain

My girlfriend's hair clogged the bathroom sink again. I couldn't afford a plumber, so I performed a drain abortion.

by kenandrick December 28, 2014

drain the hose

Most commonly refers to taking a piss, but may also refer to masturbation.

Be right back, just need to drain the hose.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Drain Pipe

When you really hate someone, then they get on your last nerves and you really want to punch them in the face but instead you just do a drain pipe and metaphorically try smack them over the head with a pipe.

Did you hear? That Tasha girl just did a drain pipe to that Daisy girl!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Drain the Bean

To frig the bean aka clitoris until it cums and better yet, squirts and soaks. Also applies to someone rubbing the clit and lending a helping hand.

I plan to drain the bean tonight. I’m so horny.

I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.

Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

drain dweller

What one calls a guy that is disgusting but acts hot

He asked Stacy for nudes and of course she said no 😒. I mean, he's a Drain Dweller!

by BadtzMaruthepenguincunt May 26, 2018