sex-degating

the unzipping of zippers to engage in sexual relations.

Person one: Dude! Your interupting!
Person two: Interupting what?
1: my sex-degating process.
2: ahhh. geeez. TMI

by inthebackseatofyourcarJae March 19, 2008

deet

Deet is what the little brown people on "Super Mario Brothers" do. They walk left and right and go "Deet, deet, deet!". A little brown person on Super Mario Brothers is referred to as a "goomba". Goomba's are the most common creatures that deet. Deet can also be used in the form of "getting someone", you say "I'll deet ya!".

"I hate the goomba's on Super Mario Brothers! They'll deet ya!"

by GoombaDeet7 November 13, 2011

degenerate

white bitches that put their name up on urban dictionary and hope it gets approved so they can brag to their friends about how much of a conceited bitch they are. these bitches have nothing else to do but boost their self esteem by looking their names up on urban dictionary and posting ugly ass selfies.

Guy: Hey look at that degenerate!
Guy 2: what a fucking loser! Is she really putting her name on urban dictionary for it to be kept out for the fifth time?
Guy: fifth? try two hundredth?
Guy 2: why she so ugly tho goddamn

by virginiacocksucker April 15, 2020

defetus

An unrealistic mindset that leads a person to believe she can make money simply by giving birth.

An attitude not grounded in reality.

Jake: "I just don't believe that bitch thinks she's gonna get millions just because she can have multiple kids."

Joan:"Yeah. That's what I call a real defetus attitude."

by Humor Smith February 23, 2009

Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.

I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!

by wheaty January 2, 2009

deetering

The act (or lack thereof) of being lazy.

The newspaper almost didn't make it to press because the staff was so intent on deetering instead of working.

by Malcom XXX May 13, 2005

degenerate

a word to describe people who are not updated on the most recent memes and events taken place online

Dude, he's such a degenerate, he doesn't know anything about our generation trends.

by edgymofo December 12, 2021