DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

DefecaAtion

To A-pose standing on a toilet and defecate

Ron just performed defecaAtion on the toilet.

by Krip3nyt June 18, 2022

defecating a bomb

The action of exploding a toilet by taking a shit

I’m gonna be defecating a bomb.

by MiddleSchoolHumorAtItsPeak May 25, 2023

Defagating

Where you are busting for a shit so badly that as you start to chalk your undies, you need to use your hand to hold it in as well. Sitting firmly on a hard surface chair also counts (extra points if a stool!). Failure is typically met if the shoulders of said turd breach the portal.

He was about to shit himself as he ran for the toilet, so he started defagating with his hand to hold his turd in.

by Jonesyisms September 13, 2023

Deacan

absolute brexit geeza

'that frenchi deacan loves his coffee and hoes'

by fartslave69 September 24, 2023

defecastration

A mixture of the words "defecate" and "castration", this word refers to when you shit so hard, your dick falls off.

Scenario 1:
Guy 1: dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Guy 2: bro, I think I just defecastrated myself.

Scenario 2:
Guy 1: when I was little, I shit so hard my dick fell off.
Guy 2: oh shit, you must be talking about defecastration.

by thegreyvytrain October 8, 2023

Defacicated

To have your face removed via a machine or surgical procedure.

The man was defacicated for scientific research for future implant on a live subject.

by Potatoechip March 21, 2024