darwin

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

i have a Darwin sized penis.

by 'z[psidfjv]pojsDv January 16, 2019

Darwinningly

(adverb)

Used to describe someone who is performing a demonstrably stupid act that is liable to get themselves killed and about to "win" a Darwin Award.

Related to the previously published, yet infamous "Darwin Awards."

"Suzy was darwinningly juggling flaming steak knives while ice skating."

by superGG January 22, 2019

Darwin Rivera

a spoiled gay boy with glasses who tries to rape his crush taylor everyday

darwin rivera is gay

by president of the wrld June 8, 2019

Darwin'd

Verb. To be picked off by natural selection from one's own stupidity.

Speaking of the Area 51 raid, nothing would boost morale more than seeing some dumb shit get Darwin’d right in the face by the 50 cal. Darwin'd refers to the theory of natural selection by Charles Darwin.

by PhoenixAlexander September 20, 2019

darwin lio chang wong

a man that is amazing, is an idol to many people across the world, particularly in the wider sydney area. growing up in tough conditions he stood as the shining light. an absolute unit at everything he does. a talented rapper that motivates people to keep going in life

usually wears:
ralph lauren striped polo
tns
and thats it

great person and motivates many people each day

woah is that a 'darwin lio chang wong' what a man i love his tns and his polo

by sam antekmopopulio chang kerr November 25, 2019

darwin sled

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

by cornerradius January 23, 2020

Darwin

Darwin, the most annoying dumb guy you will ever meet. Super annoying and rude, has no respect for other people, he's somehow popular yet no one likes him, usually he doesn't have any talents and creeps on random girls.

oh god Darwin's coming

by walmartcake April 29, 2020