A handsome guy, almost every girl like him, very polite guy and wonderful, has a big penis, And love animal mostly cat, really good at making friends, Darren will love car and motorcycles and like to hangout with friends
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by Muransko August 3, 2019
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by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018
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Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
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