meat dagger

'Meat Dagger' is yet another word for the penis.

Whilst sitting on the head aboard the Greek cruise ship, some strange 'meat dagger' appeared through a hole in the wainscotting, amid coy muttering.

by tikipirate August 10, 2005

danger-wank

To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.

"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"

"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"

by GSD Ste V B June 15, 2006

Danger Kitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!

"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"

by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009

no danger

for something to be ok. not a problem.

oy chief can you do my uni work for me? yeah No danger chief

by jay_lufc August 9, 2006

danger wank

While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.

a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start

Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"

Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"

by Herroc April 17, 2009

Danger Wank

Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.

danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"

by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

dangerwank

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.

<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>

by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005