Dumbfuck

Probs named lawson and got a small d*ck

“Hey u know Lawson?”
“Yeah didn’t he get with a freshman?”
“What a dumbfuck”

by Unknownbitch15 February 5, 2019

dumbfuck

Justin Stokes

Justin Stokes is a dumbfuck.

by sadfatasslookinbitch.org March 15, 2019

Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend

This is me...
Unfortunately...

Someone: Hey I'm John! Nice to meet you!
Me: Hi! I'm Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend! Nice to meet you too! ;)
John: *looks at me like I'm a f*cking n*gger
Me: *feels sad because I'm not a n*gger

by Krisz62 March 19, 2019

Dumbfend

To "dumbfend" (v.) is to illogically defend an argument.

Example: When asked why he voted for Trump, Billy Bob dumbfended his actions.

by An Old English Teacher May 27, 2019

Dumbfuck

Dumb fuck - (noun) someone doing something really fucking stupid.
Dumb fuck - (verb) when an action someone is or is about to do is really fucking stupid.

Kelsey - “I’m going to cut myself bangs.”
Ty - “No, that’s too dumbfuck.”

by Registered Sex Offender March 20, 2020

dumbfuck

a person who acts like he/she dont know shit bitch.

Your a dumbfuck, jason. Stupid bitch.

by dijijedjiwkjdkwnfjbkjbdn November 11, 2020

dumbfuckaryesesthesispenisjesusraisonsmaeybenspangus

(dumbfuck-aryeys-es-thesis-penis-jesus-raison-maayben-spanus)
an expletive, specifically, an expletive attributive
used to describe someone so irritating, you have to use a word that is 52 letters long just to maybe make them stfu

God, our 5th grade teacher was such a throbbing dumbfuckaryesesthesispenisjesusraisonsmaeybenspangus

by hairy toes December 17, 2020