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Belgian Drum

A Belgian drum is the act that is usually performed after anal sex. The female will lie on her stomach whilst receiving sex up the anal cavity. Just before ejaculating the male will pull out his penis and in a musical manner furiously tap it against the female's bare butt cheaks, sounding like a drum.
As it was Jan's birthday Steve gave her a Belgian Drum as an extra gift for her big day
by Gandhiwhips October 30, 2017
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Drum Major

If the director is the god of the band, then the drum major is his jesus. Always a senior who was usually mistreated as a freshman and takes it out on the freshies in the band, but is generally a cool cat to everyone else.

Despite the name, most drum majors actually play trumpet, because playing lead trumpet requires the most musical ability and leadership skills (I was the first low brass player at my school to be drum major ever)
When I was drum major, I told all the freshmen that BFMT ('bout face mark time) in the field show diagrams stood for backflip mark time, because when I was in 9th grade I was told that by seniors.
by mat_el_sexy_band_geek March 27, 2008
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bang on the drum

To perform a sexual act upon yourself.. Masturbate.. Jerk off.. skin the weasel.. spank the one eye'd monkey.. etc..

This is mainly for men..

The female version check flick the bean, tipping the man in the canoe, etc..
I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.
by DocNasty - Krushradio April 29, 2006
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Drum solo

He gave her lots stimulation as he performed a drum solo
by James March 10, 2003
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janitor drum

A concoction of booze, opiates, sedatives, or whatever. A more makeshift version of syrup
Can't afford that top shelf shit tonight, no siree. Gonna have to dance with janitor drum tonight.
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Drum Hangover

When you play drums to the point when you can't play one note without your massive headache throbbing. And then the next morning even playing on your pad or tapping on your leg hurts.
Dude i practice paradiddles for 4 hours yesterday! I got a massive drum hangover stop tapping!
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Drum-a-Palooza

When a group of men, typically teenage boys, all jerk off onto a single bongo drum. The last to fulfill orgasm and land their semen on the drum must tap the drum and lick their hand.
Kainoa, Greg, and I all just played Drum-a-Palooza. Wanna high five??
by PortalParlor November 2, 2016
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