Joycon drift

The state of one or both of the Nintendo Switch controllers (Joycons*) having their thumbstick (sometimes, or always) stuck going in a certain direction — especially in the direction that may be considered "down" for the controller in its vertical configuration.

"I can't use my Switch now; I got Joycon drift."
"Nintendo needs to fix Joycon drift."

by KattyTheEnby September 5, 2023

The California Drift

When driving in California and a driver from the far left lane drifts right and crosses over all 4 or 5 lanes of the Freeway to get off the next exit (.1 miles away). The California Drift is used by most native Californians.

Friend: Damn that guy almost killed about 10 people!
You: Yeah yo, he did The California Drift.

by Unicorn Muffintop July 28, 2018

Michigan snow drift

The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.

"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by MichiganSnowDrift April 16, 2019

tokyo drift

to do something that is unnecessary or anything that looks unnecessary.

That third nipple is tokyo drift.

by phillizzle May 12, 2006

Tokyo Drift

The Act of multiple men jizzing on a floor(prefrebly tile but definitely not carpet) and sliding Japanese/ Side eyed women across it

Man, That party was off tha hook last night. The best part was when we went into the kitchen and had our Tokyo Drift, Tod's bitch went the fastest.

by drift them bitchezzz June 24, 2009

wannabe drift king

Similar to a ricer, basically anyone who has watched too many Fast and Furious movies.

any with "Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage is a wannabe drift king

by mcbule December 16, 2007

cock drift

during intercourse, the cock slides out of the vagina, and slams balls-deep into a girls ass with out missing a beat.

this happens most often during doggy style.

usually, this is where the girl will rodeo, and you hope to god she doesnt crush your nuts.

Girl: "OW!"
Guy: "Sorry baby, my cock drifted in there!"

by guardLK October 2, 2008