Dilly Balls

The smell of an uncleansed scrotum which closely resembles the vinegary fragrance of a pickle jar.

Because he did not want to jinx his baseball team's winning streak by washing his lucky jock strap, Scott developed an unsavory case of dilly balls that greatly disturbed everyone in the entire locker room.

by Farty McToot June 23, 2010

Didly Wiggler

Did-Lee Wiggle-r

Is a Nonschallant way to describe the Motion Your Dick Makes When You Masterbate...

Billy: Hey Bro, You gotta come check out the New COD

Nick: Nah I cant, Im too Interested in my Didly Wiggler

by SynysterSmiler May 10, 2011

DIBuy

1. To buy a handmade object because your own DIY skills are lacking.
2. Participating in the handmade movement.
3. Taking credit for a DIY project that you bought.

1. I totally saw this on Pinterest, I think ill DIBuy it off Etsy.
2. I only DIBuy now.
3. I totally did not DIBuy this.

by ValValVoom June 10, 2013

dilly dally

to screw around, to doddle, to waste time

Mr. President, quit dilly dallying, you need to be arrested for war crimes.

by Rachel June 18, 2004

dillyn

i met god.
and shes white.

her name is dillyn.

and she fucked my wife.

"hey have you met dillyn?"
"yeah i hate her, stupid dumb stupid dumb stupid dumb retar my carpets"

by fart master 29 June 3, 2018

Dilly Dally

To ejaculate, in a number of ways. Including masturbation, sex, or any means of getting off. Can be a verb or noun.

I shot my dilly dally clear across the room.

I dilly dallied her.

I got dilly dally on my guitar.

by 6mSEF July 25, 2009

Spank Dilly Bastards

Just stupid,rude,people, you just want to slap some sense into.

Jackass drivers! Jackass people who are employed all over the world,that don't give a crap if they do a good job or not just as long as they get their $7.25 an hour! Rude, ignorant people in general! People that don't have the sense that God gave a stump!
Mamas don't let you babie grow up to be SPANK DILLY BASTARDS! SPANKDILLYBASTARDS !

by Horndog69A December 24, 2006