Crystal

Crystal is a beauty! She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart. She loves animals especially cats and would do anything for her best friend and mother. She is unique and you'll be blessed to have her in your life.

I wish I had a Crystal for a best friend.

by Darlene Brown December 18, 2020

Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.

Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.

by Ian December 7, 2004

crystal squeezer

a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".

Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.

by klar June 24, 2007

crystal wrap

Hippie bling. Sold on Phish and Dead lot. A crystal or mineral that's wrapped in wire and put on a heady hemp neclace or a heady leather cord

dude that phatty crystal wrap is soooooooo heady mannnnnnn

by Colonel Phorbin May 11, 2009

Crystal Chandelier

When a man is laying on his back, receiving fellatio, and at climax the woman leans forward, on all fours face towards the man, then the man climaxes onto the womans exposed breasts.

Booby Sue didn't want to swallow so Ryan gave her a Crystal Chandelier instead.

by schadenfrude May 31, 2009

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Cryspace

A term for the well known social networking site used by emos worldwide in order to participate in things like Group crying, masturbating over each others fringes, e-cutting (similar to e-sex, but with self harm), and join the friends list of more famous emos and emo bands, like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance etc. Cryspace is also use to make the emos feel they actually have friends, which sadly isn't true. Many emos use Cryspace as a replacement for human contact, as no human actually understands them.

"Hey man *sobs*, have you seen *sobs* my new Cryspace account *sobs*?"

"No *sobs* but its probably *sobs* totally like awesome *sobs*"

"it is, ive *sobs* got panic at the disco *sobs* in my top friends *sobs* and they commended *sobs* me"

"whoa, cryspace *sobs*rules"

by E.M.Orman December 29, 2007