crunchy

a term used by hippies or a pothead of any kind to describe something they like. Things they liek include sweet jams, things that are all natural, hacky-sacks, and other dirty things

hey man, this is my favorite fish jam, its so crunchy

by m.rees'spieces January 12, 2006

cock cruncher

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.

Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!

by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007

Cruncher

Older person whose bones crack and creak as they move.

Can’t believe I am kinda attracted to that Cruncher who beat us in ping pong.

by Bucaro April 29, 2022

rock cruncher

another word for complete idiot or jackass. also a stoner who would rather sit at home alone home all day and do drugs than do something more meaningful with their life like go to school or hang out with some friends. or someone who has really bad teeth an looks like they have been crunching on rocks.

example 1:
dylan was being a total rock cruncher today. he wouldnt share any of his weed with me.

example 2:
miss macklin:dylan

b-square-dylan decided to be a rock cruncher today thats why he never showed up for school, miss macklin.

example 3:
i seen a rock cruncher in walmart the other day, his teeth looked like they were going to fall right out of his mouth while he was checking me out.

by bleh bleh bleh bleh September 28, 2008

Eccy Cruncher

Somebody who takes great delight in consuming ecstasy - which is sometimes shortened to "Eccy". Eccy Crunchers can usually be seen wandering around nightclubs with dilated pupils and eyes wide open. It is unlikely that an Eccy Cruncher would make in intellectual conversation

"See those boys over there? They're all eccy crunchers"

by arms86 March 8, 2010

butter cruncher

1. Someone who loses interest in the early stages of a relationship without clear reason.

2. Asshole.

-Hey, what happened to that guy you were dating?
-I don't know, he hasn't called me in a few weeks...
-Man, what a butter cruncher.

by operationbearcat August 1, 2010

sphincter cruncher

Something that scares you so much you suck your ass hole inside out

The new roller coaster at magic mountain is a real sphincter cruncher!!!

by one ass face March 3, 2011