choker

A team that cannot win in the post season yet performs well in the regular season.

Chokers = Ottawa Senators - any given year

by Dee D May 22, 2006

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.

Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.

by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008

choker

The South African Cricket team, teaching the world how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Every time.

Man, Jack can never work when the going gets tough. He's such a choker. He's like an entire South African cricket team all by himself!

by NishantJain January 16, 2011

tuna cooker

when you put raw food inside a girls vagina then take out the food and make her eat it also you may add cum seasoning after cooking.

Dan: How was last night with that girl?

Matt: I used her tuna cooker to make a pizza for her.

by bauer bud February 7, 2010

craker jacks

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.

pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.

by pixie dust June 4, 2004

Chokers

Chokers are usually a thin piece of ribbon or string that females, and males, wear as a fashion trend that goes way back to ages. They are rumoured to show a girl wants rough sex but that is false

"I really like your chokers you've been wearing, they match your outfits!"

by Sushimimi July 28, 2018

Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.

Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005