A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.
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a.k.a. gross nice guy
A person in their late teens or twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics (which cannot be attributed solely to a mental/physical health condition):
i. an inability to read social cues and not being aware that they lack that ability
ii. poor hygiene i.e. greasy hair, body odor and unkept clothes from a lack of care (not from any lack in resources)
iii. invasion of other's space or privacy
iv. inability to take no as an answer
v. a tendency to explain a subject to a professor or a person with more knowledge on said subject
vi. may either over compliment or ask more personal questions than appropriate
vii. condescending
viii. believes they deserve compensation for basic human decency.
A person in their late teens or twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics (which cannot be attributed solely to a mental/physical health condition):
i. an inability to read social cues and not being aware that they lack that ability
ii. poor hygiene i.e. greasy hair, body odor and unkept clothes from a lack of care (not from any lack in resources)
iii. invasion of other's space or privacy
iv. inability to take no as an answer
v. a tendency to explain a subject to a professor or a person with more knowledge on said subject
vi. may either over compliment or ask more personal questions than appropriate
vii. condescending
viii. believes they deserve compensation for basic human decency.
The guy that hit on me at my middle school robotics competition was a classic critter with long, greasy hair, and he spent a long time explaining how the robot I had built worked, while standing far too close.
by anonymous April 1, 2021
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a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy
iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency
a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy
iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency
That critter keeps getting in my face and explaining how I should have done my presentation, and I might faint from his breath.
by matoakabeach November 4, 2021
Get the Critter mug.Critter: Used to describe someone who has been arrested no less than ten times for petty shit. Someone who is on a first name basis with local police and jail staff. A crackhead, meth-head and/or drug addict. It is rare that drugs are not involved but it does happen. Most often someone who is one step above being homeless. Also someone who will steal your stuff then lie to the cops. Has no more than 5-6 teeth and whose face looks like a coffee cake. Generally works odd job for no more than 2 months due to constant arrest. This is also a person who finds employment through various manual labor temp places like Rent-A-Drunk. Mostly found living with other critters. Usually drives a shitty beat up pickup or a sub-compact Toyota.
Hey dude, check out that guy over, is he walking our way?
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.
Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.
Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.
Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.
Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.
by Tronald John Drump October 17, 2021
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