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Critter

A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.
This critter lives here rent free!
by Apt20 September 4, 2020
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