cripping the grain

noun: to crip the grain; to be chill and relaxed; to be doing some weird shit.

Matt Cropsey was cripping the grain while his friends were in the car.

by thecrops November 25, 2009

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

by Rigon March 4, 2010

pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

"I think Amon Amarth's "Cry of the Blackbirds" is one of the most pants-crappingly awesome viking metal songs around."

by Kevin Tracy December 9, 2008

chipping

To 'chip'

To sprint really quickly, so much that your feet barely grace the floor

To flee a dangerous situation

"ha ha did you see that little kid running from that dog! he was chipping!"

*

*person 1* "the other night I was out about 11pm and this huge group of guys were like right near me"
*person 2* shit what did you do?
*person 1* I chipped , I mean i was CHIPPING"

by Sharkey Boy September 29, 2005

I have crippling depression

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?

Meg; I have crippling depression

by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017

chipping

To slap a girl in the face with one's dick.

She was such a slut he practices his chipping technique on her 24/7

by anon543445 August 31, 2016

Crippling

When someone freeloads off of you and stays at your house for a long time without you saying yes. They steal from your house and try’s to get you to take them places.

Dude your being a crippling

Hey my friend was being a crippling this weekend

by The cheesekake man or Blake November 19, 2019