Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Craic Vacuum

An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.

Person 1: Good night last night?

Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately

Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?

Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....

by Unseen Academical December 26, 2018

cranial phallic anastomosis

Dickhead.

Patient suffers from cranial phallic anastomosis. He's a right dickhead

by medicalswearwords August 27, 2019

Crandice

Perineal/anal crevice, butt crack, interbuttockular cleft

“After her pole-dancing lesson Jasmeena’s thong was wedged firmly up her crandice”

by Rich11235 April 17, 2020

Chanice

A really small girl with a magnificent fringe who thinks there bestfriend is there friend when it’s really there other friends that also give off crack head energy

Your a chanice wow that is so so cool

by 12missmyshoe34openthedoor October 8, 2020

craicistan

A country made of Ireland and Scotland once the north joins the Republic and then Scotland joins in for the craic. It is estimated that half the oceans water will be rotated from water to beer to piss and back to water again, Craicistan providing all the raw power. The process being propelled by chemically isolated craic resulted by such an amass of sesh heads in one state.

Did you see the boys in Craicistan use none other than Arlene Fosters face for an arse rag?

by Holy Arse January 25, 2021

Cranchie

Also known as a majestic Alexandra. A best friend who knows her way through a good hotdog.

I saw Cranchie yesterday, what an amazing sight.

by Dallasdickdown November 23, 2021