Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007

console gamer

Poor people that think console's are better and always will be better than pc's. Well these people are wrong. Also non as faggots.

Man look at that console gamer.

by The Devils Advocate October 31, 2013

Graham colson

Graham colson is an amazingg man who is tall, sexy and has the most amazingg green eyes you will ever see in your entire life. and he has the biggest dick in the world like no joke that thing is gonna take over world and rule with an iron fist

Hey did yu jus see graham colson? Hell yea i did and he was damn sexy!!

by kakelaaa May 29, 2011

Console Player

A person that perfers a console over a pc. But they acknowledge that a pc is better, but they just prefer a console. NOTE: This is not to be mistaken with a console peasent, they think that a pc is worse then a console and will always defend consoles.

Console player: yeah I enjoy playing on a console more then pc, but a pc is better then a console
Console peasent: WHAT ARE U SAYING!!!!! A CONSOLE IS THE SUPREME GAMING PLATFORM.

by Sinji July 8, 2020

conso

A synonym of conservative.

"Honestly, I don't understand you conso lunatics!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 11, 2005

closson

A straight man who still likes to have sex with men, but only white men who are well endowed and straight themselves.

Toby: what are you doing tonight? My woman is out of town.

Brandon: bro , I love you but I ain't pulling no Closson.

by Sidesmell June 5, 2016

cesso

scumbag, slut, whore (literally toilet)

pronouced: chess'o

"Ay, look at this friggin' cesso ova'hea!"

by Gaetano 519 October 18, 2007