Cosby Story

A Cosby story.
A story so bad it almost instantaneously sends you to sleep, like going on a date with Bill Cosby.

"So, it all started when my father, a pediatric nurse, saw the baby and decided to keep it, and that's m-"
"Aye my nigga, this shit so boring you could call it a Cosby Story"

by IlliterateAussie A.K.A. Aussie October 5, 2018

low cosby

When you get a bitch drunk so you can pump that pussy

Yo Stacy wasn't feelin me so I low Cosby'd her and got my dick wet.

by CheyboJangles July 28, 2016

Financial Cosby

When the government taxes you.

Did you get a big paycheck? Well, after the financial Cosby there wasn't much left.

by Havnawank November 21, 2015

Hot cosby

When a man roofies a woman and drops a pudding pop on her chest.

Tyrone would have given her the hot Cosby but he wasn’t sure where to even get pudding pops anymore.

by Cafrasier April 8, 2019

bill cosby

Bill cosby is a verb

bill cosby is a verb

by bill cosby is a verb March 9, 2020

Bill Cosby

Unpopular or man of the hour, the law was not on Bill Cosby's side when he got locked up, because the law is not on anybody's side and never was. The machine/system is there to process and not to wonder about who it processes through, and despite peole who haven't done anything illegal sitting in jail or prison, and people who have murdered somebody being free, people still try to seriously tell you the machine/system works (for everybody, it's a win win for everybody).

If Bill Cosby did what they said he did, justice wasn't done today (not for his accusers, a guy that should be in prison is now free). If he didn't do what they said he did, justice wasn't done today (a guy that did nothing illegal sat in prison for years of his life over nothing, and won't get the time with his family back, and if suspicion wasn't tied to his name before, he can forget clearing his name, not to mention the money he spent to go to court that he will never get back).

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Cosby rape

Forced Rape: intercourse by forced sex, without consent or acceptance.
By the other person, or said family or other person being objectively raped.

Turned into a whore, in the eyes of public society.

Cosby: Doobidy! Doo! Wow! Zow! Bing! Bang! In! The! Hole!

Cosby rape: Wow! Zow! My! Mad! Cat! My! Big! Stick! Is! Ready! For! The! Vanilla! Pudding!
These Cats! Let! me! Do! Anything! Cus! im! African!

*Travon martin*
*OJ Simpson*
"Etc"

by Wicked_Devistation May 26, 2016