Sheldon Cooper is one of the main characters of the TV-show The Big Bang Theory. He is extremely intelligent, but due to what appears to be Asperger's Syndrome, he is incapable of understanding other people and sarcasm. That said, he is probably the most hilarious character on TV right now. Although he would probalby look upon the tomfoolery of the show with haughty derision.
Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
by IQ 158 April 25, 2011
A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
by NurseDiesel December 03, 2021
Normal human: WHO IS KORER COOPER? She must be a slut!
Me: *hits person with a bat* I think you mean a beautiful hero. Korey Cooper is a beautiful person.
Me: *hits person with a bat* I think you mean a beautiful hero. Korey Cooper is a beautiful person.
by Music_Saves_People July 01, 2015
by Anonymous queen queen September 03, 2019
When two individuals make the decision to voyage to a ice cream or frozen yogurt shop. They purchase 21 different flavors and rub them all over their naked sweaty bodies. The dairy mixed with sweat creates a unique entity. The male individual then proceeds to straddle the female over the breasts and then farts upon her chest. BOOOOOMMM. Dirty Cooper.
"Dude me and da bitch was getting KINKY last night. She thought we were doin reverse cowboy but then i psyched her out with a Dirty Cooper!"
"You dirty dawwgg!!!"
"You dirty dawwgg!!!"
by Cooley Cooper January 21, 2010
Alice Cooper is not just a great rock artist, he is THE GREATEST rock artist. he is what real music is about. He is another league, he kicks all pop 'artists' in their plastic butts then upstages them by playing a kick ass show while pop 'bands' are stuck playing at four year olds birthday parties.
alice cooper has influenced all decent music today NO ONE can compare to a ROCK GOD.
alice cooper has influenced all decent music today NO ONE can compare to a ROCK GOD.
2 year old me: (listening to my daddys cd collection) Who's this daddy?
2 year old me:he's cool
me 7/nov/05: (surrounded by alice cooper fans in cardiff) Oh my god...Im going to see alice cooper....again!!!!!!!!!!
Shit there he is!!!!(random screaming and shotung u fucking rock!!!!!!!!)
2 year old me:he's cool
me 7/nov/05: (surrounded by alice cooper fans in cardiff) Oh my god...Im going to see alice cooper....again!!!!!!!!!!
Shit there he is!!!!(random screaming and shotung u fucking rock!!!!!!!!)
by womanofmassdistraction January 20, 2006
alice cooper is cool
by dan re man July 14, 2003