convolock

When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.

Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked

by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011

CONvoLUTION

the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)

HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?

SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....

by op_position September 2, 2011

Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.

See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.

by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 28, 2011

Conveyor Belt of Guilt

To pass one's guilt onto another person in order to alleviate your own guilt. Often done when one sees someone is indirectly at fault in someway for your own guilt.

John: I feel bad. I haven't been to my family reunion for almost three years now because I've always been down there visiting you.

Jane: Don't pass this down the conveyor belt of guilt.

by Rasengan2theface September 3, 2012

Convobomber

An individual who derives great pleasure from being extremely blunt or unequivocal yet simultaneously witty and sarcastic in front of a group of fake-ass, two-faced people.

A group of parents are talking about how well their children are doing.
Sarah: "Oh yes, my little angel got straight A's this year. She was named top in her class and - haha - I can't say I'm surprised. Oh! Kacy, how is Susie doing."
Kacy: "Well, she's not giving blowjobs to nerds in the science wing bathroom so they'll do her homework, and she's not smoking pot behind the school like I've seen your kid doing. So I'd say she's doing spectacular!" Kacy leaves.
Sarah: "God what a Convobomber.

by trollmaster3498 October 28, 2013

convo honey

The category or topic that will make sure your convo "sticks nicely" with that person.

"My grandma's convo honey must be gardening."

by the antonym to your sanity April 24, 2014

Convo stalking

Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.

Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?

Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.

by Next_lvl_Strats August 8, 2014